Will anybody co-sign for me?

im trying to get a yamaha R6 or suzuki GSXR sport bike, i am in need or a co-signer, with a qualifing co-signer payments can be as low as $100 a month, i live in michigan and am trying to do this before winter, i will give you $150 for doing it plus $50 each month, i will make all payments on time and keept the bike fully insured